Atheist shoes, a German footwear manufacturer that professes to “barely ever think about god, let alone about being atheists.” has some strange statistics on packages being delayed through the US when sent with overt “atheist” branding. This is either a sign of:
- statistical coincidence
- Divine intervention
- more terrestrial intervention, led by divine inspiration
Regardless, I feel sorry for the New Jersey Devils. They probably have to resort to a satanic fax machine.